DOUCHEBAG

Smitty Smith is a world class douchebag. To name a douchebag Smitty Smith was the idea of this page's author.

To figure out what else to place in this field, you should ask a douchebag like Smitty Smith.

How to Become a Douchebag

To become a true douchebag one must get a variety of tattoos, but most importantly a tatto that says "Born to Lose."

Hopefully this information has been helpful and good luck in your quest to become a douchebag.